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10:26pm 22/01/2010
 
 
M
So my roommate left his book out on the coffee table a couple days in a row now, open to a page. I told him not to leave his porn!writing laying around back in the Spring time, but chose to ignore it. Until he positioned it towards where I usually sit so I'd have no choice but to glance at it. *rolls eyes*

Here is what it said:



At this point I'm not sure what part of "I don't love you and I'll never EVER have sex with you" he didn't understand.

I didn't read the rest of the book as it contains porn and I really don't care to read his sexual fantasies.

The book is now under the couch. He can either find it himself or ask me where it is, at which point I'll reremind him not to leave his writing laying around, especially when it has to do with me.
 
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 lindentreeisle
 
06:35am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Practically everyone is: leo what the shit is this
"I would never force you to have sex with me"? Wow, thanks buddy.

This is some seriously creepy shit.

Also, if he gave me this kind of crap to read I'd be tempted to pull out a red marker and grade his work. "D- Prose is turgid and rife with cliches cribbed from daytime soaps. Spelling v. poor."
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 spacefille
 
08:53am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
M
LOL! Thanks I enjoyed that <3

Yeah he's... earnest and doesn't give up. I mean I know I'm super outgoing like but I tend to swerve avoid him like the plague and he still doesn't give up. :/
 
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 lady_ganesh
 
04:19pm 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Good grief, it's a running gag
Hahah, yes.

Seriously, M, you need a new roommate before he chops you up and stores you in the fridge.
 
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 g33kg1rl
 
06:53am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Melissa the Damgel: My Brain Iz Brokens
.... ..... yeah, i still stand by my first response. Move.

cause seriously, o_o that's creepy... and even if you have to pay a fee for dropping out of our lease... I don't want you hurt; and this is the type of fixation that causes trouble in the future.

~Mel
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 spacefille
 
06:59am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
M
I'm not moving. I'm on the lease, he's not. And I've lived with him for over a year without him laying a finger on me... partly because he knows I'd call the cops in a second and I can get him into serious shit over other stuff. Which is why he feels the need to leave his little notes all over.

He's just really super annoying.
 
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 kc_anathema
 
07:11am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
KC
Ah, not-so-young love obsession. Remember to scatter his name about so we can all report him to La Migra if/when he chops you up into pieces, cooks you in a pot and eats you.
 
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 spacefille
 
08:55am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
M
I'm fairly sure he just wants to have sex with me. ^^; No murder required.
 
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 zoi_no_miko
 
07:14am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
CEO, Air Perv: Necrofish boobage
Oh god.

YOUR ROOMMATE IS A GIANT VAGINA. Seriously, that shit is so teenaged girl.
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 spacefille
 
08:54am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
M
LOOOLLLL. I love you dear. *hugs* XD
 
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 lady_ganesh
 
04:19pm 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Good grief, it's a running gag: bitch goddess of mercy
Dude, that is an insult to vaginas everywhere. Mine would never do anything that dumb.
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 spacefille
 
08:55am 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
M
Yes, I am so very fragile. Can you not see my delicateness? :3
 
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 robina1984
 
12:38pm 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Robina
I state again: Creepy guy is CREEPY.

And stupid third, everyone else stole my comments and jokes. Nuts.

Can he move? Can you threaten to make him move?

((And I loved his crossed out section "we are not getting any younger and life goes way too fast". Be still my swooning heart! Classy of him to leave that readable and follow it up with "I love you". Jerk.))
 
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 lacyjae
 
04:48pm 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Lacy Jae
.......wow.
 
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 bunnynumber13
 
05:53pm 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Raina: Worship Me
It's like you live with a stalker. :( I'm sorry you have to put up with this.
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 ctrl_issue
 
06:35pm 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Summer (aka: Sums): Deeply Unamused
Dude. Kick him to the curb. Srsly. He's creepy, and as others have pointed out, the fact that he says he won't rape you right off the top, means it's something he's really, really thought about. DON'T GO THERE!

I'm not so worried about him turning you into spacefillesoup, I'm more concerned with him raping you and then keeping you from reporting it through either shame or intimidation. You need to get rid of this guy. STAT!

Also, you're a better person than me. Instead of hiding it, I'd be more:

Dear Asshat.

I'm not really sure what part of "no" you don't get. I'm not going to have sex with you. There isn't enough money or booze in the world. Most of the time, I don't even like you. And you're right that we're not getting any younger, so you might want to get over this heartbreak as soon as possible. If you don't, I'm calling outside parties to intervene, as this is harassment.

Never yours,
Me.
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 bubonicapple
 
07:48pm 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
friendly dirtbag
oh my god i love this

you should frame it and every time his friends come over, make sure they do a slow detour by his masterpiece

even better, if it weren't for the 'beaky full woman' part, i'd say stick it in an envelope and pass it to one of his friends and be like 'he wanted me to give this to you'

...the more i read my last suggestion, the more i love it
do this
 
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 aloneindarknes7
 
10:41pm 23/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Jordan Herbert
Wow. Mispelling and grammar errors. What a way to a woman's heart!

Seriously I think Twilight was written better and with less mushy-teenaged girl angst. (sorry if you like Twilight)
 
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 shiva_chan
 
08:01am 25/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Shiva: mello - gangster
Yeah, I totally love his "we're not getting any younger" line that's still totally legible. Kinda like a statement saying "you're getting old and I don't see any other guys around so you're gonna get with me eventually or die alone" kind of thing. Oh so romantic. Take me now stud. lol

Also, he changed pens, which means he stopped writing, then take on the last bit at the last minute or something as a desperate attempt. lol

Painful. Man, Twilight wasn't better, but it was at least spell and grammar checked first before print. lol
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 nathan_ashoka
 
07:57pm 25/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
Nathan Ashoka

I love your friends, they notice the same things and can say it better than I can. If I remember correctly he previously did not feel the need to say he wouldn't rape you in his letters. He might be escalating his stalker-ish-ness, so for the love of god take care of yourself.
 
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 kytii
 
07:29am 27/01/2010 (UTC)
 
 
kytii
....wow. I'm trying to get caught up with several days of news from you, but WOW. Srsly.

I suggest you keep a baseball bat in your room and casually swing it around at night. Just to practice your swing, of course.

Best of luck with the situation.
 
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